Well fuck you too, Mint.com you stuck up bitch. This is not a low balance. I can buy lots of tacos with 300 bucks. I won’t, because I have to pay bills with that money because that’s what adults do (Life, you guys. Amirite??), but still, shit is not low.
I know about some low balances. Hit me up with an email when that shit reads $5.00. Which it will. Often.